So Mommy dear buys me this book entitled Hop Scotch and Hand Bags: The Essential Guide to Being a Girl. (Rolls eyes). I am yet to open it, but this is what the back portion tells me:
How To Be A Girl
Rule 1: Become embroiled in a Machiavellian plot to bring down a fellow classmate.
Rule 2: Buy your first bra three years before you need one.
Rule 3: Get your greatest thrills from buying a stationery.
Rule 4: Persist in the purchasing of very pretty but excruciatingly painful shoes.
Sounds interesting enough. :)