meet me in outer space

So Mommy dear buys me this book entitled Hop Scotch and Hand Bags: The Essential Guide to Being a Girl. (Rolls eyes). I am yet to open it, but this is what the back portion tells me:

How To Be A Girl

Rule 1: Become embroiled in a Machiavellian plot to bring down a fellow classmate.

Rule 2: Buy your first bra three years before you need one.

Rule 3: Get your greatest thrills from buying a stationery.

Rule 4: Persist in the purchasing of very pretty but excruciatingly painful shoes.

Sounds interesting enough. :)

3 years ago with 2 notes

  1. instinktual said: So very you Lilly! /sarcasm overload Hehehe :D
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